Thank youuuuuuu everyone for the Birthday wishes yesterday. This is 49. Let's fucking ROLL! 🎉💛🔥💙

HE'S COOKED AND HE KNOWS IT!!!!

Unfortunately I need the Trump blowing Bill Clinton thing to be real bc that would matter to his base, whereas him being a pedophile rapist does not

No bright light. No water. No opening the box after midnight… I opened it anyway. 👀 The Gremlins x Overlord collab is here. 🧢 My followers get 10% off caps at OverlordCaps.com w/ code CHADL10

For fuck sake already.

I hope everyone is having a wonderful holiday weekend with loved ones and staying off the internet. 🍂❤️🦃🎄

Listen, it's the Holidays. Ho Ho Ho! 🎄🤳🎅 v.cameo.com/e/sxwd1t1YKYb

Thirty years in this business, and I still have yet to do a Christmas movie.

If you see this tweet... Say HELLO! 👇🏼❤️

Goooooooood morning TWEEPS!!!!! ☕️

So honored to be a part of #TheBurbs. Can't wait for y'all to see it!! 📺

Merry Crisis, everyone. My Christmas special is here. 🎄🔥 #NewVideo #parody

Goooooooood morning TWEEPS!!!!!!

Rob Reiner. 💔

Twas the night before Christmas and not a single one of us knew what was happening... A very awkward Merry Christmas from our family....to yours! 🎄

HAAAAAAAAPPY MOTHERFUCKIN 2026 LET'S GO. 🥂🔥

ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.

This guy is a national hero.

We're only 8 days into 2026.