Fucking weight loss jab, do me a favour. Eat more healthier and get off your arse and do some fucking exercise. It’s that simple.

We’ve just stuffed the current CL winners, I couldn’t give a shit who we draw, they should fear us. We’re CFC ffs.

Thank you Spurs for taking Xavi Simons (another Joao Felix).

An absolute Chelsea legend, both as a player and as a coach 🔵👊

🥳🥳🥳 Thank god for that . I don’t wanna hear any bollocks about how Chelsea have bottled it, or can’t believe we let Spurs beat us to his signature. If we’d wanted him, we’d have signed him. So don’t start crying, just thank god that we’ve avoided another Joao Felix situation.

Imagine being a Chelsea fan and getting upset over losing out on a player we never even made a bid for 🥴

A return to Man Utd then.

Makes sense to me. I know we’ve got an abundance of midfielders, but this would allow Enzo to be moved further forward if necessary, and let’s not forget how injury prone Romeo Lavia is.

Chelsea fans, including myself, had a problem after we signed Cucurella, Caicedo and Joao Pedro after we signed them from Brighton, now we absolutely love them. So if this deal goes through, how do you know you won’t feel the same way? Patience is the key as always.

This time last season if Cole Palmer was due to miss tomorrow’s game, I’d have been worried. But after seeing Estevao’s performance against West Ham last week, I’m calm and confident we’ll be fine without him.

3 points, a clean sheet and top of the league (for now). Nice way to go into the International break, I’ll take that. UTC 🔵👊

Injury to Delap, delay the f*cking flight.

Cheats on his dying wife.

Probably the Fulham manager after the VAR officials.

Ask yourself how keen he’ll be to return to Chelsea, knowing the club only want back coz of an injury to another player. Will he give his all for us? Only time will tell.

Jackson to Munich, back to Chelsea.

Top of the league 🔵👊

Jackson obviously doesn’t want to come back, if he’s forced to who knows what his attitude will be like. I personally want the Bayern loan move to happen, we’ve negotiated a very good deal for ourselves.

Does anybody seriously rate Scottish football? The teams are shit, and so are the players. No wonder so many Jocks support English clubs.

Football just isn’t football anymore. Once upon a time, a linesman would stick his flag up for offside, and that was that. A referee would make a decision, and that was that. VAR and all these new rules, has completely sucked the life out of our beautiful game.