Attention: we interrupt ~all this~ for a Good Moon Alert. The Moon is Good right now, go look this concludes your Good Moon Alert

Boulder Colorado we are in you!! Setting up for Science Friday from Colorado Chautauqua with KUNC Colorado, see you soon!

Looking into it

thank u google news but one of these stories is not like the others

Attention: this is a Good Moon Alert. The moon is Good right now. Go admire it. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Have you considered the possibility that YOU are the surprise guest

O hi! It me

Today in misdirected emails -- Erik (and also Erik D) -- the Alaska dept of fish and game has received your hunt reports. No need to resubmit again and again.

<wild-eyed wizard, sparks flying from his fingers> MAY YOUR PHONE BE ON EVERY SWING-STATE LIST, AND MAY IT ALWAYS BE AN ELECTION YEAR

Dear news outlets, you are not actually obligated to run stories about 'prime day' Yes I get that you have an affiliate deal, but if you would not run a story about the sale at Joe's Furniture Mart or the incredible deals in Foodtown's Can-o-rama sale, why shill for Amazon

We regret to inform you that you cannot buy a leaf rake at my local Walmart due to Elf on the Shelf and fuzzy Mrs Claus outfits related space constraints It is Nov 2

If you are in line to sleep an extra hour, STAY IN LINE

Thank you for calling the Doom Scroll Hotline. Please listen carefully as our crises have changed. If your call relates to polling, press 1. For election shenanigans, real or imagined, press 2. Ongoing global conflicts, 3. Environmental fears, 4. General existential dread, 5.

Some personal news, as they say. Well, maybe not actually about me. But it feels personal. Hi Flora Lichtman, glad to have you home again

I am sorry but your 'spacecraft' looks like SpongeBob in this picture

You are supposed to email this to [email protected] and cc your manager, toad

oh is that what it means google ai overview thing

THE lusty argonian maid Fossil Locator Inside you there are three wolves. They are named Oakley, Oakleigh and Oaklee.

This buries the lead -- you get to hear host Flora Lichtman get coached through how to growl!!! It is WORTH YOUR TIME

For some reason my brain just started doing the ancient David Letterman "Uma/Oprah" bit, but with "TACO? RICO. RICO? TACO." Send help