Duo lingo prepared me for this moment: un chat mange un croissant 🙂‍↕️

thats the great thing about an ice cold beer. you can drink one in joyous celebration or depressive melancholy. or while simply gaming on your couch

i think emotionally a lot of us are just in limbo… it’s not sadness or depression, it’s not happiness either… we just going through the motions hoping something good happens.

By digging such pits, people in Arusha, Tanzania, have managed to transform a desert area into a budding grassland.

I went to buy 12 bees from the beekeeper today and he gave me 13. Thinking it was an accident I told him he gave me one extra. He said “I know, it’s a freebee”

At the height of One Million Checkboxes's popularity I thought I'd been hacked. A few hours later I was tearing up, extraordinarily proud of some brilliant teens. A thread about my favorite story from running OMCB....

This is so awesome and so worth the read

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

being hungover on weekends is inefficient, you should wake up early on weekends and live your life. you should only drink heavily on weeknights so you can recover from your hangovers while on the clock at work

“AI is coming for your jobs” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football lineups on and off for 8 hours

"You don't always need a plan. Sometimes you just need to breathe, trust, let go, and see what happens." —Mandy Hale

"i’m just blunt." no you aren't blunt. you just don’t care how you talk to people because you think your opinion is more important than respect or courtesy. i hate when people think the only way to be truthful is to be blunt, harsh or rude.

Waffle House has a Storm Center with an entire operations team that is so good at their job they assist FEMA during hurricanes. The European mind cannot comprehend this

Catch my breathe and hold it for me

giving ur partner alone time and space would solve so many issues. some of y’all are just so obsessed with this idea of being up under someone 24/7.. suffocation makes things expire at a faster rate. relax and just be by yourself. it’s okay to maintain ur individuality.

In 1965, Singapore was forced out of Malaysia. No army. No resources. No fresh water. A tiny island of 2M people living in slums. Then ONE man's ruthless vision built modern Asia's greatest success... 🧵

The best part about being home and seeing stars... so clear without light pollution in the city

Being a bigger person in a tough situation will leave you feeling like a decent human, but boy will you start thinking about the what ifs after the fact

just because the music is charting doesn't mean it's good