there’s a fuckin ostrich in ma flat

Maybe the funniest thing iv ever seen in my life

nahhhh the lighting in my hotel is shite so I’ve tried to use my work head torch instead n accidentally full beam’d masel now a hink am half blind hahahahahaha

ahoy spongebob I’ve overdosed on ketamine and I’m going to die argargargargargarg

Our debut album ‘All That You’ve Waited For’ will be released on all platforms on 18th November! We can’t wait to share it with you all

been thinkin about it a lot n av came to the conclusion that this is the funniest hing that’s ever happened

mate wit the fuck is gon on

Owner is struggling to get new customers and has no social media knowledge. HELP HIM OOT! New small business in ek trying to get their name out there and stay open Station coffeehouse ek amazing coffee at a really affordable price get down n support yer local business’

can’t stop thinking about kate waking up hungover and taking a swig of micellar water thinking it was juice

nearly had to take Kate to a&e on Friday night n nic packed cans for the waiting room :))))))))))

gill pissing everyone off in the wine tasting because she said a 20 year aged tawny port tasted like a mcdonalds toffee sundae