❝ i don't just want to *write* plays! then what? have my work be peddled off to some flatpod clown? ❞ lime fantroll.+.* hiveswap rp acc.+.* see below for more info. ↓↓ ❝ don't you see? acting in them is the key to my entire life... ❞ [ ♡ + ↻ ]

:33 as pleasant as always. :33 go fuck yourself then!! remind me to nevfur ask /you/ what's wrong. furgive me for expurressing worry.

:33 your t33th and my t33th clearly aren't the same then!! i can tear things with my t33th purrty easily!! :33 though even in this timeline, i've always b33n a hunter. :DD i'd only bite you if you made me mad!!

:33 i have no clue what this is, but i want at least twelve of them.

:33 you do look very flingable. ( nepeta? ) :33 i used to be a lot worse with that sort of stuff. a sw33p or two ago, i would beat someone up for looking at me wrong. but i meowlowed out a lot.

:33 my timelines eridan was the same way. but you're already ten times more tolerable!! :|| we uh. didn't get along ... :33 but you s33m nice by a mile!!

:33 i am very capable of ripping you apart with my bare hands. ( jesus christ. ) :33 you're nice /enough/. which works for me.

:33 people always assume i am small. :33 i am 5'7", bulky and could throw you.

:33 *t-poses over you.*

>:)) there is no escape.

:33 no escape, little man. :33 *default dancing to assert dominance.*

:33 at the hands of a troll with paw pads.

:33 oh haha. :33 i'm in danger.

// UHHHuhuh i'm charlie, 23, non-binary. my current hyperfixation is lost ark and i collect 90's toys htptbtnt.

:33 so tired today ... :33 then again, i didn't sl33p for a full 24 hours.

:33 exactly. you get to f33l the beans one (1) time befure expiring.

( their tail extends to give his waist a poke. ) :33 i am sure if you were a diffurent one, we'd be at each other's throats already. as much as i would prefur that to not be the case.

:33 it is simple. :33 i am kitty.

( deep inhale. ) :33 nya?

:33 i have no clue what evfurryone is talking about. but hello!