Enjoy. Love you. open.spotify.com/album/5oFMvYCg…

i promised to enthusiastically endorse the first Democrat to say something like this on TV so now i'm all in on Biden 2028

btw

can I be loved genuinely

Dawg he literally came back to life after 3 days

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Pretty privilege is crazy because no one would give a fuck if they were chickens

I promise you I’m not putting myself through the trials and tribulations of Philly sports for male validation 😭😭

“How are the Eagles doing?” “They’re up by 8 on the road against a team with a winning record.” “How ya feeling?” “I’ve never been worse.”

this is what "mental health awareness" means like 99% of the time

I don't think people are going to be ready for how secular Iran is going to be after the regime falls. It'll make Turkey look super conservative by comparison

A self-avowed socialist just got elected mayor of the biggest city in America and quoted Eugene Debs to start his acceptance speech. Do not let some loser on here convince you this isn't the biggest accomplishment the American Left has delivered in decades.

It’s time… we come together to fund trains.

men in my dms are always like “i love goth latinas” & i’m like ok….cool…. tf that got to do with me? i’m italian lmao

People don’t understand that you can luckmaxx by hoping genuinely with a full heart and giving generously to others with no expectation of reciprocation

Are you fucking joking

What did you think Toyotathon meant? Vibes? Essays?

The essence of an enduring ritual is transformation through loss that becomes gain. The overseers of the Pop Tarts Bowl understand this