simba: my uncle murdered my dad pumbaa: sheesh simba: then he blamed me for it timon: yikes. have u tried just not fucken worrying about it lmao

For some Saturday morning tears x.com/detroitjenna/s…

If she doesn’t order Diablo sauce @ Taco Bell, she belongs to the streets.

And I turned twenty-one in prison doing life without parole No one could steer me right, but Mama tried

a few white lies never hurt

Case closed, you heard him.👨🏽‍⚖️

I’m going to build a Taco Bell in McAdoo

Never gets old! 🥊😉

I just announced Texas is OPEN 100%. EVERYTHING. I also ended the statewide mask mandate.

So Texas just bout to raw dog covid like that?

bro y’all fake outraged 😂 wasn’t wearing masks & on the scene heavy. cut it

I’m here for it. & if it bothers you so much, then wear the fucking mask and shut up. 🤷🏽‍♀️

No one is taking away your decision to wear a mask or stay away from a bar.

Imagine being upset that your government told you they trust you to make reasonable decisions for yourself. 🤔

-More than 7 million vaccinations will be given by next week. -We do about 1 million a week. -We gave 216,000 shots today alone. -More than 50% of the seniors will be vaccinated. -Hospitalizations & the positivity rate are lowest in 4 months. -All Texans know the safe practices.

Hey Siri, how do you forget about somebody

Dr. Seuss

Eat my ass sleepy joe

I’d give her the world but she don’t want me she wasn’t the guy that’ll treat her like shit

Fake news! I don’t march with Democrats.