jay will put labour on his stories non stop, i haven’t made the gram in how long🤣🤣 stab to the heart

today marks the start of some peace in my house🤣🤣 i’ve had jay go on and on for weeks, he’s certainly woken with a spring in his step😅

nicole is hard work🤣🤣🤣

never felt sadness like it 😫

i think i’m owed a date night

meant to be having a nice relaxing bath and instead i have my very own bob dylan blaring the guitar in the bedroom😅😅😅😅😅

maccies need to change their chips up im sick of them all in my bag and not in their little cardboard holder every single time🙃

already can’t be arsed with saturdays mood if jay can’t get his hands on these oasis tickets🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

i need a week on puffin island on my own🙃🤣

really wish i wasn’t a foodie so bad🤣🤣🤣 will forever be a fat bastard

shit mood, shit tea for three nights has sent me🤣😢😢😢

- r.dhalwriter

mum guilt is a serious killer 🙃

honestly cannot cope with how some people live so minging on tik tok🤣🤣 not not not normal to be a scruff😬

think every day about the when my time comes for a massive mainecoon and catio🤣🫶🏻 sad girl with a sad life

how are we in a cost of living crisis, knowing more than ever how many are within serious poverty, and we are now spending 46 million on the queens memorial🤣🤣 make it make sense

jays back in work today, only been there a couple of hours and the difference in the lack of tidying i’ve had to do is unbelievable🤣🤣 messy twat😀

i am so deflated i could cry😭