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Capt. Dorf

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JT (@cowboyjayt) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Sometimes you grow up and the people you looked up to as a kid are giant pieces of shit. But then you got someone like John Cena who is a living breathing legend.

エッグサラダ (@synthicyde) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I believe ADHD is near unimaginable unless you have it. Executive dysfunction sounds fake until you suffer from it. Sitting in your room having a panic attack because you can't even initiate engagement in your fun hobbies anymore sounds fake until it happens to you.

Zen (@kryzengraphics) 's Twitter Profile Photo

is it a hot take to say we need to hold tournaments accountable just as much as players, between this, what happpend w hurt,shadic, allowing ZeRo and Salem theres clearly a pattern at THIS event series like straight up there needs to be some kind of penaty

ethel cains fly (@ethelfiles) 's Twitter Profile Photo

ethel cain on the election: "if you voted for trump, i hope that peace never finds you. instead, i hope clarity strikes you someday like a clap of lightning and you have to live the rest of your life with the knowledge and guilt of what you've done and who you are as a person."

ethel cain on the election:

"if you voted for trump, i hope that peace never finds you. instead, i hope clarity strikes you someday like a clap of lightning and you have to live the rest of your life with the knowledge and guilt of what you've done and who you are as a person."
sofia 🥂 (@taylorisdownbad) 's Twitter Profile Photo

just know that if you voted for him you’re beneath me. i don’t respect you, i don’t like you, i don’t wanna hear anything you have to say about literally anything. you’re just terrible, uneducated, gullible children in the bodies of adults

Tom Santos (@tommysantos14) 's Twitter Profile Photo

So when Trump fires all non-partisan career professionals in government, replaces them with radical loyalists within every nook and cranny of the US government, and adds radical judges everywhere. And every one of you that voted for him finally wake up from your fucked up

Fred Wellman (@fpwellman) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The thing about leopards is eventually they will eat you too. Your favorite local restaurant closing because the nice family who owns it getting deported. You thought they were some of the “good ones.” The price of produce skyrocketing even before the camps are built as

NWO (@neetworldorder) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Your twenties are only as good as your family is rich. If they have money, it's a decade of frivolous travel, partying, and entertainment. If they don't have money, it's a miserable low experience point grind until you eventually have the means of standing on your own.

Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 (@feldfrog) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My son just came home after getting a ton of body modifications. Looks like he got the feathers of a duck, the beak of a duck, the feet of a duck, Honestly this might not be my son

Supernova 2025 (@supersmashcon) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Early Bird Registration opens in just 2 hours! To celebrate, we've got one more surprise giveaway: a Nintendo Switch 2! Simply Like and RT to enter!

Early Bird Registration opens in just 2 hours!
To celebrate, we've got one more surprise giveaway: a Nintendo Switch 2!
Simply Like and RT to enter!
MXC | LemonKW🍋🔜 (@thevoiceoflemon) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Would like to announce that summerfest has hit 90 entrants!! We are 150 points away from a C Tier and while it may look difficult I promise it is doable!! Lets get Oklahomas first C tier since Homerun Smash 2🗣️🔥

Would like to announce that summerfest has hit 90 entrants!! We are 150 points away from a C Tier and while it may look difficult I promise it is doable!! Lets get Oklahomas first C tier since Homerun Smash 2🗣️🔥
William Kory Amyx for Congress (@amyxforcongress) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Today, news broke that Charlie Kirk was shot while speaking at Utah Valley University. Let me be blunt: I will not pretend to feel sorry for Charlie Kirk. For years, he has profited off division, peddled conspiracy theories, and targeted marginalized groups with rhetoric so

Today, news broke that Charlie Kirk was shot while speaking at Utah Valley University.

Let me be blunt: I will not pretend to feel sorry for Charlie Kirk. For years, he has profited off division, peddled conspiracy theories, and targeted marginalized groups with rhetoric so