somewhere kris jenner is trying to figure out how to get kim to marry into the monarchy

i really need to stop thinking that iced coffee is a meal replacement

can we start this energy after I’ve gotten a day off work please 😩

why is it so impossibly difficult to make friends as an adult

i got a fringe and i already regret it i should’ve just called Samaritans

being his peace doesn’t really sound like a bit of me

I spent the summer doing hot girl happy healthy stuff so now for winter I’m fully charged and prepared to be everybody’s problem

These kind of clickbaity notifications are so cringe and need to end BEAUTY BAY

does anyone remember annie cherry on instagram!? I’m trying to find her @ I miss her makeup looks

no one has any fucking faith in me and it’s so motivating

having my own front door in LDN is going to be a fat vibe

I’m pretty much dead until it starts getting dark after 6pm

As a certified unhinged girlie™️ I’ve decided that the new thing that’s going to fix my life is running

All I want is to feel the way I felt when I watched Desperate Housewives for the first time

why does ‘?’ feel narky but ‘??’ feels 💕💐💘🌸

honestly the best thing a girl in her 20s can do is get a dog

every Sunday you should set your intentions for the week and if you’re intention is to be a feral demon then that’s your intention and I’m proud of you

I’m so ready to make the Barbie movie my entire personality all Summer

no one told me that the most mentally draining part of adulthood would be having to figure out what to eat for dinner and every night 😮‍💨