Let me get this straight: Killer is Luigi Mangione, Ivy League grad with degrees in comp sci, avid reader and active contributor on GitHub. He has a 130+ IQ but he takes off his mask at a Starbucks to flirt with an employee, then an hour later goes and calmly kills the CEO of a

Aye, used to have Sloop dreams until I found out there be…other ways to plunder. If ye wish to be my crew ye must be honorable, ye CAN NOT, be a scallywag

Just returned from my local wizard market. Since when do we need a license to purchase wolf’s teeth?

I purchased some “fine” elven wine the last time I was in their lands. This swill is hardly intoxicating. The dwarves brew much finer spirits.

I have just received a hate-scroll from a little known mage. The pitiful fool hates me so deeply that he took the time to scribe upon parchment instead of casting a scathing sending spell. Strange.

you can’t expect a dog not to bite back if you keep kicking it

Attention: both Botany 305 and Culinary 101 are hereby suspended until further notice, pending investigation into rumors that students have been using beans from Giants’ Stalk to brew Lentil soup. I’m sure you can imagine which students have been doing this, as they’re huge.

The ghost of this knight I destroyed for breaking into my tower keeps haunting me how do I get rid of it

WHY IS THERE A DRAGON IN THE SCHOOL STORAGE UNIT

Big fan of sending friends and family strange and esoteric messages like “which of us do you think must die so that the other might live” unfortunately they now believe I am genuinely unwell

// I've been seeing a lot of interesting followers lately so here's a cleanse real quick -the current US administration is fascist -queer rights are human rights -no equality without reparations -free Palestine -fuck MAGA don't come in here with Nazi shit, it's an instant block

Greta Thunberg is being tortured in Israeli captivity, as revealed by fellow activists: “They dragged little Greta by her hair before our eyes, beat her, and forced her to kiss the Israeli flag. They did everything imaginable to her, as a warning to others”

Sudanese girls & women are being tortured. Sudanese girls & women are being tortured. Sudanese girls & women are being tortured. Sudanese girls & women are being tortured. Sudanese girls &women are being tortured. Sudanese girls & women are being tortured