Modern science be like: UHH DID YOU KNOW THAT WHEN YOU POOP YOURE NOT ACTUALLY POOPING, YOURE JUST FARTING OUT POOP PARTICLES??? 🤯🤯🤯🤯 I personally call this "Neil Degrasse-Tysonslop"

This is what freedom sounds like. 🇺🇸

Half of Canadians live south of this line but all Canadians live in a country poorer than Alabama.

trying to make sense of cash for clunkers as a rational policy is impossible. itll drive you insane, because it wasnt rational. you need to see cash for clunkers for what it was: barack obama sacrificed 700,000 cars to the sun god in the hopes that the earth wouldnt get too hot

Khris Middleton NBA Finals Tape

Minnesota is weeks if not days away from owning a nuclear weapon.

Now do a 2000 lb workbench loser

All the nba media talked about for weeks was the Jazz tanking and window lickers are still betting overs on the player props

Man 💔

You need to be taco seasoned ground beef maxxing. hammer it by the pound. Building massive slop beef bowls with gobs of creamy Greek yogurt and rice. Scramble it up in jumbo eggs. Giant, big guys quesadillas. huge Idaho spuds. Eat it cold with a spoon. 10lbs of muscle overnight

Fuck yes

KHRIS MIDDLETON TONIGHT: 35 POINTS 10/17 FGM 8/10 3PM 7/7 FTM +21 +/- 25 MINUTES Dropped 22 Points in the 4th. 🔥🔥🔥

having a phone mount in your car is gay

Very few talented hitters I fear less than Manny Machado in a big spot. Baseball Paul George.

The “greatest lineup ever assembled” with the championship on the line #WorldBaseballClassic

I am once again calling for death of the white square on baseball broadcasts

This is a Blood Meridian respecter account.

Eid Mubarak 🌙

112.7 mph!! The final Spring Breakout game of 2026 begins with this laser off the bat of MLB's No. 3 prospect, Jesús Made. The Milwaukee Brewers had just 3 batted balls with a higher exit velocity last season.