Ive known and liked Dane Baptiste a long time. I’m also a fan of his comedy. So I’ve somewhat held back as he’s descended down the rabbit hole of Jew hatred. But this is the end point - openly threatening Jewish, I mean ‘Zionist’, women. The priority now is this woman’s safety.

What he needs is more toys. Good to be home ❤️

What an honour to spend the afternoon among these incredible women, thank you BBC Woman's Hour 💜

The programme is out on the bank holiday if anyone fancies a listen to our cross-generational discussion on ageing!

🏷️ Cally Beaton Namaste Motherf**kers podcast 🙏 anita rani Dr Radha & Dr Sharon Blackie

Recognised at BBC not because of telly, not because of comedy, but because they love Jeff on Instagram. ‘Where’s Jeff?’, they asked. ‘Just me today’, I answered. ‘Why are you here?’, they said. Wasn’t sure if genuine interest or incredulity I’d be wanted for anything but Jeff.

If you have brain fog, watch this now or you’ll forget.

COMEDY this week Thu 2/5 Try Out Night with
Keith Platt
And on Saturday 4/5, charmian hughes hosts
Cally Beaton Namaste Motherf**kers podcast 🙏
Otiz Cannelloni
Quincy the Comedian
Louie Green
Martin Durchov
Hope to see you there.
Cheaper in advance.
Book soon as shows sell out downstairsatthekingshead.com

Person sitting next to me at airport saw this on my screen so felt compelled to tell him it’s not about me & now he thinks I have loads of pubic hair because why would you even say that?

How was your day at work? I mainly sat under a big-arse picture of myself.

Had a dream last night that I was driving a truck with foot down on accelerator down a blind alley and couldn’t stop. Any ideas?

Away overnight for work so extra security logging onto couple of apps & instead of the usual robot-snuffling squares with traffic lights or bicycles, I had to ‘click on the entity that has a brain’. There were squares with donuts & snowmen & a goat & I thought it’s good there’s…

Loved chatting with Seann Walsh & Jack Dee about Jeff! Here are Seann & Jeff look-a-liking 🐶❤️Listen to the whole chat here: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/oh-… 🎙️ #comedy #dog
#podcast

Reunited with my 23 yr old on Friday, sad airport goodbye to my 24 yr old on Monday. Quel beau week-end. Au revoir, Paris. À la prochaine 🇫🇷 ❤️

Just got taste of my own secret language medicine. Bloke holding door open as we were leaving Paris museum & loads of people filed past, last one being me. They were Dutch & his wife said: ‘Ga je daar de hele dag staan terwijl oude trutten voorbij je gaan lopen?’. Are you going…

COMEDY this week Thu 2/5 Try Out Night with
Keith Platt
And on Saturday 4/5, WINDSOR hosts
Cally Beaton Namaste Motherf**kers podcast 🙏
Otiz Cannelloni
Quincy the Comedian
Louie Green
Martin Durchov

Hope to see you there. Cheaper in advance. Book soon as shows sell out downstairsatthekingshead.com

Went into Paris lingerie shop & a quite fierce old woman in there took one look at me & said non, non, non. Pas pour vous. Rien pour vous. Wonder if that’s how the suffragette movement started. Women didn’t want to burn their bras. They just couldn’t buy any.

Paris toilet graffiti ❤️

24 years ago this little thing came into the world. Now we have matching tattoos. Happy birthday, beautiful girl.