I can’t do this today

me

one thing the slap has taught me is that ....... we wouldve been talking about jackson maine peeing onstage at the grammys for fucking WEEKS .........

scotus poised to ban essential healthcare! nice!

The Supreme Court overturning Roe V. Wade while the whole country is distracted by an inconsequential event celebrating extreme wealth is, unfortunately, the most symbolic representation of America rn

if you actually cared about kids you should probably put more funding into schools, health care, shelters, foster care, and food programs, not force people who don't want kids to have them

Me at every Mormon girl's camp testimony meeting

how do the himalayas have so much pink salt

why do antivaxxers hate The Vaccines so much? I think they have some good songs

I think one of my favorite parts about love island is how it’s always a full moon 😌

we’re in a different tithing bracket

prota zoa could do “as it was” but harry styles couldn’t do “supernova girl”

idk how or when I became a lurker instead of a poster but I’m just here 2 like tweets and support so if u see me randomly liking ur tweets, yes I am still alive

the biggest downside to starting a full time day job next week is I can no longer cosplay being a stay at home girlfriend :/

“the simple life” was the first sign of late stage capitalism

no one ever tells you that when you stop tweeting, you no longer know how to participate in discourse. sad!

gonna pull a saltburn but for a cute old bungalow in slc