Free my older family members from facebook Ai 🤖 😩

Sending love to those who constantly show up for others but often stand alone in their own times of need. You are seen, your needs matter, and remember, it's more than okay to ask for the comfort and support you so freely give.

you have to be crazier than me if this is gonna work

Me before airport security: what if I accidentally have a gun

girls will be like “i need this” and it’s literally just the head of every one mentioned in the Epstein files on a pike

if you want flowers on feb 14th just die on feb 13th

the art of trying anyway

🤣 this is next level

no pockets full of sunshine honey this is a Glock

she’s a handful. but so is her ass so it cancels out

might cancel this whole healing thing and start listening to the voices

what substance do i have to abuse to lock in

me rn trying to get my mom’s final affairs in order 🫠 who tf said i could handle all of this???

the hottest thing a man can say "oh, i already took care of that"

Normalize people who smoke weed and still have their shit together. That lazy stoner shit is dead. We get shit done!

I still call this shit Twitter idgaf 😭😭😂😂

my ass jiggles enough for me to act the way i do

I just wanna be babied by a big masculine man that wants to take care of me