Realistic Halloween decorations - ifunny.mobi/i/zuY9krxR1. I need one of these

Its pumpkin pi!!!!!

I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell.

That little bit of pop left in the can that you can't get out.

The feeling you get when your dog goes over to the door and hits the bell with his nose to tell you that he wants to go outside.

if you like water, you already like 72% of me

Women. - ifunny.mobi/i/qEi3MAli1

Playing ping pong and hitting Jacob Liles in the throat!

I'm not going to lie but that smells like pure gasoline. #Anchoreman

corgi at the beach

When ur parents are on the phone telling a story to their friend & u just like "that didn't even happen"

Teacher: "give me your phone"

.MHS football in the running to be named USA TODAY 'Best Football Program 2014.' Voting begins Monday. bit.ly/10Ajwaq

#FFAmFam northwest tech

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Hey how's grocery bingo going? I don't wanna taco bout it Northwest SAC

Sitting by a cute girl. Kinda nervous. What do I say? #PackthePac18 Shianne Kolts