Didn't catch my drive on to the green on a par 4 though.. 🤷‍♂️

Better get my first tweet out the way. Currently lying in bed. With a 3 year old next door screaming it's fucking head off. Like please, someone go give the kid some damn milk and wipe it's butt.

Good to see the ICC extending the umpire panel by trialling some Div 4 umpires.. #AUSvWI ICC Cricket World Cup #CWC19 #shocking #poorgayle

Welcome to come use HamptonWick Royal CC facilities any time boys. 😅

Gonna be a BBW today. (Blackcap Bangladesh Win)

Might start leaving for cricket at 8am so I can counter all the missed and wrong trains I take... cricket starts at 12 btw...

I wish I could sing like Stevie Wonder

Thinking about taking my Twitter game to the next level with my 4 followers. I respect you guys. Thanks for all your support

So what's the go with this app.. How do you level up?

My god. If tomorrow's game gets rained out I'm gonna be so salty. Or wet. Wet and salty.