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Cade Bracker

@cadematthewbrac

| Casey’s Rewards Member | Simmental Enthusiast | Agvocate | A Little Red Dirt, A Little Rap | Iowa State Alum |

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If I ask you for a picture of a calf and you send me a picture of its face, don’t be surprised if I throat punch you the next time I see you.

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There’s nothing better than stopping at Casey's to grab a slice and a cup of Classic before you do chores and then showing up to the farm to find the boss man already has a slice of breakfast pizza waiting for you #secondbreakfast

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My biggest flaw is that I speak in movie/tv quotes but a large amount of them are deep cuts that no one gets and it really sucks when you have to stop a good time to explain a scene

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The new grounds at the National Western are amazing but I’m pretty sure the 5 song country playlist they play on the loud speakers in The Yards is going to be the soundtrack to my nightmares.

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MidWest Positive: the front porch becomes a cold storage spot for chili and other stewed items cooked in bulk during the winter.

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The year was 2008 and it was arguably the best year for comedy movies: Step Brothers Semi-Pro Role Models Forgetting Sarah Marshall Pineapple Express Tropic Thunder Drill Bit Taylor House Bunny Baby Mamma A list of masterpieces that shaped our formative years.

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I had a nightmare that every recip we put an egg in so far this year slipped their calf and cycled back so I don’t think that bodes well for my current mental state.

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Feel free to @ me on this one- Waygu burgers are over hyped and aren’t better than your regular run of the mill 80/20 beef burger.

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Pro Tip- always keep some deodorant and the tooth brush and toothpaste that the dentist gives you in your vehicle. You never know when you’re gonna get an early morning call that cows are out and you don’t have time to take care of that stuff before you run out the door.