The scarfs we all still have from Alan Shearer testimonial are older than Lewis Miley 😳😳😳😳 #NUFC

Until SJP rocks for 90mins when 1-0 down for most of it, we shouldn’t kick off about any questions on atmosphere. Parc de Princes is different level. Makes the performance all the more impressive. Let’s absolutely smash Man U. #nufc

The commentary on the #NUFC game on bet365 is making my ears bleed. Absolutely awful. Only need to describe who has the ball and failing miserably!!

#FPL Anyone know why the game week hasn’t been finalised and subs made where starters were out? Presume it’s related to BOUvLUT but assume those points will be wiped if it’s going to be full reply?!

How doesn’t Martinelli get the assist on that first goal yesterday?!!! #FPL #FPLCommunity

Haaland played like a man carrying the weight of too many triple captain chips. #FPL

Complete neutral (actually need an Arsenal win). Game is gone if that is a pen for Arsenal.

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#NUFC Twitter summary… Miggie (1 GA in every 6): worst player ever, just get rid no matter the fee. Harvey Barnes (1 GA in 2.5): He doesn’t really do anything (apart from score!) ASM (1 GA in 4, no ability to play a role in a press): bring him home, he’s ours. 😂😂😂

Anyone know of the full match will be replayed on tele this week? Forgot to hit record before I came out! #nufc Sky Sports ITV Sport

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Man U now back to favourites for Sesko. Bookies know something….. This has been such a stressful window, but could still be a great one. Feels like the whole mood of the season rests on the next 4 days. At this point, Isak going for £135m & getting Sesko would be best #nufc

This is now 50/50 and they have the momentum. Don’t care if you’ve already RT’d earlier. We need you again. One big effort to get us through the night. RETWEET #NUFC FANS!

Sorting the Rail system in Britain and the Royal Mail, probably up there with the PM job. Horrific states.

Impossible to dress it up any other way than massively disappointing. £150m never on from him pulling out the tour, but £135m absolutely should have been. Bigger issue is the lack of the 2nd striker. 12 hours to get that sorted otherwise this has been a shocker. No doubt. #NUFC

Any #Tesla or #EVcharger experts got any solid view on what’s wrong with my charger please? Tesla Tesla Owners UK 🇬🇧 Tesla Charging