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yeah crazy fact c9 has never made worlds when they don’t have me and sneaky

yeah wow perkz to c9, biggest signing for the organization since 2013 when Jack put me in a vicious headlock until I signed a contract scribbled on the back of a mousepad for a salary of $2000. Crazy how times have changed and also my neck has never been the same since

yeah blaber needed some words of encouragement so I made sure to give him the support he needs, he’s gonna pop off today

yeah Worlds is where legends are made, it’s how I cemented myself as the greatest jungler of all time when I hit that crucial Lee sin kick against flash wolves at 67 minutes and secured a top 2 finish in the most treacherous group of death in Worlds history

yeah perkz ditches his team and split pushes all game with his 11 mil, this is clearly a metaphor by C9 to highlight the large disparity between the upper and lower class in modern society. You gotta respect the org for sending such a powerful message on the worlds stage

yeah i love watching blaber play, an absolute menace on and off the rift. i gave his number to a female friend of mine and this man just cannot be stopped

yeah terrible list. Here’s a real power ranking of greatest LCS junglers of all time: 1. Meteos 2. Azingy 3. Svenskeren (racist version) 4. Mike yeung 5. Dardoch on breaking point HM: blaber

yeah 8 straight worlds for Jensen. I still remember his very first LCS game where he was down like 150 cs and literally shit himself. I asked if he wanted a pause to clean up and he said “I shit my pants so I know how TSM will feel when I shit on them”. Still gives me goosebumps

yeah this c9 roster is insane, I’m getting big dick energy from all 5 roles. If you lined up their dicks in a row it would be longer than the runway that 100T is taking off of as they fly back home tonight without a trophy

yeah really looking forward to NA in the bo5s. I can’t see any team matching c9 Fudge in top with his carry picks. 100t roster has been masterfully crafted by Papa who will only continue to improve it. EG is always dangerous with Danny stepping up in teamfights. Worlds is ours.

yeah little late to the party but had to pay my respect to bjergsen, looks like he’s truly moved on from league but that’s life

yeah been back with c9 for a month and I already regret it. Somebody needs to control jack

yeah how is faker not already exempt from military service. This man has been to more world finals than I’ve had sex partners. I’d even wager he’s been to more finals than I’ve touched pairs of bare titties. And my rizz game is unreal for those wondering. Honestly befuddling

no one will disrespect faker. This man can fingerbang the F keys like it’s Adriana chechik and not miss a single cs. When he buys corrupting potion he doesn’t use a single charge because he refuses to consume anything that’s been tainted. Faker’s reputation cannot be tarnished

yeah they say it takes talent to recognize talent and I remember Faker would always make a point to come over and personally shake my hand after every match we played. I would tell him next time I’ll go over to you but he’d just laugh hysterically. Not sure what was so funny

yeah with Faker winning his 4th worlds I have decided to finally release my long awaited top 10 players of all time ranking 1. Faker 2. Uzi 3. Godv before s5 worlds 4. Rookie 5. All 5 members of 2014 Kabum 6. Deft 7. Nuguri 8. Svenskeren (racist version) 9. Scarra 10. Xiaohu

yeah layoffs at riot are tough but at least they got severance. When I got kicked from c9, jack forced me to sign a 10 year non compete clause so I couldn’t join another team in the LCS. Only reason it was deemed invalid was cause Jack put my legal name as C9 Meteos

yeah while everyone speculates blindly on this jojo situation i took the initiative to reach out directly to the source to truly uncover what is going on here

yeah happy thanksgiving everyone, here’s my top 10 list of things I’m thankful for: 1. my kda 2. battle bunny riven 3. Svenskeren (racist version only) 4. Jack’s wallet 5. neville longbottom 6. incognito mode 7. Kabum 8. aram rerolls 9. porn with good plot 10. Arcane