I'm a blocker. One day you'll wake up & be randomly blocked, so enjoy the time you have.

If we hang out & we don’t eat we’re never hanging out again. 😂

Why are light skins so delusional about their skin color

i hope yall vote in the presidential election the same way yall voting for love island

Serena and Kordell have won Love Island USA.

me trying to stay awake at work after eating lunch

they told my dad the radio had apple car play

lyfts & ubers have NO sense of URGENCY! .. like bro PUSH THIS MFA b4 they fire my ass.

i hate when someone with adhd tell me “i’ll do it in a sec” like ho you’re lying. you’re not even gonna remember it in a sec.

Hoco week = less than 4 hours of sleep everyday

no way donald trump won georgia. i just took georgia peach off my playlist i’m mad af 😡

finally fucking aries season

Yes because sometimes our intent does not align with the impact

Yall really don’t know how to comfort ppl . Someone losses their child at a party & ppl would comment “ so glad my baby stayed home hugging my child extra tight rn sorry for your loss “ BITCH EXCUSE ME ? 😭😭😭😭😭

Ok no one is talking about the fact that when the boys asked Jeremiah why he didn’t check on Huda & he said coulda, woulda, shoulda, but I didn’t lmaooooooooo that’s a nasty spirit bro 😭 #LoveIslandUSA

ik my money tight when i start using the bong and stop rolling

Hoping I marry a problem solver, dominant, soft, kind, 6ft lover boy who says yes to anything I want.