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Joey C. (@jcwisdomnuggets) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Me: Hey, can I borrow your stapler? Her: What's mine is yours. Me: Cool. :: rubs her boob :: Her: The fuck, Joey?! Me: What? We had an itch.

Wade (@thewadest) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Somewhere, a ninja watches "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant." An imperceptible smile creeps across his lips. "Damn right you didn't."

Damien Fahey (@damienfahey) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Every fortune inside a Panda Express fortune cookie should read, "You will pull your car over to take an outdoors emergency shit."

Reverend Scott (@reverend_scott) 's Twitter Profile Photo

College may seem a huge waste of money now, but with some hard work you'll graduate and get a job working for your friend that dropped out.

Randi Lawson (@randilawson) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Crazy how we drive on a parkway & park on a driveway & everyone with a stick-figure family on the back of their minivan is hella fat

Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969) 's Twitter Profile Photo

*puts on Nike t-shirt *puts on Champion basketball shorts *puts on Puma athletic socks *puts on Adidas running shoes *drives to McDonald's

Will Rodgers (@xwillrodgersx) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Unless they're giving away Cocaine and Unicorns rides outside of my apt. while Paul McCarney covers Metallica songs... Don't call me at 4am