I'd like to think the founding fathers would enjoy seeing their modern laser-eyed depictions

That Raja Jackson situation is some real hoe nigga shit.

h1b final form

"And then we microwaved him in his home and took the Haste funds"

This is the secret tech they invented to cook Bob with.

watch a few charts chew a few tums

HOLY SHID 💀

i find it ironic the man pushing big air fryer got zapped by big microwave

Gay Crackhead Retard

Honey, your telling me a bee nutted on these cheerios?

Alright its too many good for nothing soulless zogslop fluoride brained accounts making fun of BL now Stop it You aren't allowed

fuck wintermute btw

Dip Wheeler they microwaved us. they microwaved the whole country

Gonna guess he got caught because someone wanted to know why he still had 9 year old Christmas Cheetos on the shelf.

This is really why Israel attacked Iran.

microwaved a good egg for breakfast. call that bob lax.

You telling me a gross block chained this domestic product?

what a day to have a day.

Dudes Posting Their W’s Nobody wants to fuck a robot with wheels bro

CIA and Mossad and pedo elite are running some kind of sex trafficking entrapment blackmail ring out of Puerto Rico and caribbean islands. They are going to frame me with a laptop planted by my ex gf who was a spy. They will torture me to death.