I have decided that the only thing worse than Mike Lee ads on my TV is Mike Lee on my TV

Coincidental or correlative

ATTENTION INDEPENDENT-MINDED VOTERS: Since the office of Federation President is currently held by a former member of Starfleet, I therefore recommend voting for the Borg in the upcoming Federation Council elections. Shared power curbs the worst excesses of both factions.

Elon Musk To be clear, the party you say you’re going to vote for is pro-insurrection, pro-big lie, pro-forced birth, pro-prayer in school, anti-woman, anti-LGBTQ, anti-history, anti-books, anti-green energy, and anti-democracy. But have fun fiddling, because that’s what you’re doing. 👍🏻

My grandad owned a Chrysler that had cigarette lighters in the rear seat armrests.

Jigglin Giblets

Neato

The things you can learn when you're just trying to see some tits

Goodnight Barbara, the world needs more journalists like you. RIP

Ladies & gentlemen, I give you… Jon Stewart

hell isn’t real but it can be, if we all work together

No elected official has ever been accused of anything remotely on the scale of what Donald Trump has been charged with. His prosecution isn’t a “witch hunt.” It’s a defense of our democracy. Don’t believe his lies.

Meanwhile in Florida, a woman, unable to get an abortion due to DeSantis’ deadly anti-abortion laws had to carry to term a baby that was found to have no kidneys at 24 weeks. I’ll say that part again, no kidneys and was forced to carry the baby for an additional 13 weeks until

Kitties

Fuck you Mike Lee

where is lil bro going?

If you don’t respect our troops, you can’t lead them.

Proud to be one of the Vermin

Dear Ma & Pa MAGA, Now I know that questions like these are about as interesting to you as a tutorial on gun safety, an explanation of how Easter dates fluctuate year to year and a thesaurus, but you see, I’ve long since stopped giving a fuck, so I’m gonna ask it anyway. And

We’re all just storm damage, really. Bathed in ranch dressing and topped with grilled shrimp and wafer-thin slices of Slim Jim.