If a fire happened in an aloe Vera forest, what would you treat the burns with?

A peaceful transition of power is one of the most important and powerful things about the USA. We must do better and can't allow this type of behavior.

I'll give Donald J. Trump this, he's mastered propaganda and using social media to decimate fiction passed as fact. Too many people I know are falling for this garbage.

So an attempted coup is the line, now we all know.

oh...that's good...

Congrats to Pat Gelsinger for taking on what I can only assume is his dream job Intel. Thank you for leading VMware through the hard times and setting us up for a great future! You will be missed!

my watch reminds me every hour to stand up, so what do I do, I go make a snack, yeah this is healthier!

Today is a day for mental health, take a few deep breaths, know that soon many things will improve and forgive yourself if current distractions seem overwhelming.

Thanks Amazon & U.S. Postal Service, sorry I wasn't quite ready for you at 3:39am.

What if there is no tomorrow? there wasn't one today.

I did a thing - SRE BUZZWORD CROSSWORD PUZZLE - crosswordlabs.com/view/sre-buzzw…

Twitter memories #configuresoft 2006

You know you’ve been an Los Angeles Angels fan a long time when you find these in a box

Congrats Raghu Raghuram! Well Deserved! At the heart of VMware we have always been an Innovation & Engineering Driven company, now we really are!

Posting an exciting new Director of SRE for VMC on AWS role reporting directly to me! VMware VMware Cloud careers.vmware.com/main/jobs/R210… please RT!

This is huge!

Love the transparency

Sweet, I love it!

Going to start posting my current read here, cause that’s what the cool kids do

I just registered for 2023 FrostFit Team Challenge on Jan 21, 2023, check it out! competitioncorner.net/events/8542