*bumps into something that doesn’t hurt* my brain: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it me: “ouch”

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Me: Do you promise? Them: I PINKY promise Me:

I thought since I go to Lee they wouldn’t give me homework over Easter Break aka the celebration of Jesus’s resurrection and foundation of our very university but I was dead wrong

Irene: 'What kind of tea is this?" Erin: "Oh, I boiled some Gatorade."

For the Son of Man came to seek and to save what was lost. —Luke 19:10

Had a dream I was in high school again and I couldn’t stop weeping because when I looked down...I was wearing khakis

I think the entire population of the world needs a little re-fresher on how to maneuver through a roundabout

In 8th grade I got an invitation to cotillion in the mail and when my parents tried to get me to go I ripped it up and ate it

To be quite frank I can’t remember saving this meme at 2:30 in the morning last night

I wish Oreos had nutritional value

I just ate a pizza with zucchini on it and I have decided that is where the line should be draw. The line has been crossed people!!