#Denver!! Friday, April 7th! It's #Comedy! It's #Wrestling! It's just a fantastic way to spend an evening, I tell you whut! Tickets are going fast!

Me directing this movie: "OK so the movie is roughly 7 hours long because it's absolutely imperative that Luigi vacuums up every coin, bill, and gold bar in every single room."

Here's a gif of me counting a pinfall like a wrasslin referee at a Comedy & Kink show

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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3: *is an extremely good Marvel movie that's successful* Thor: Love and Thunder: "Hey if you liked that... remember how the Guardians were also in this movie?" Me:

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I can wait for the new Grimace album to drop!

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When you find the "good" pen that you thought had been stolen from you:

You know where you need to be on October 20th!!

.Triple H

Same vibes. ☝️🩸🩸☝️ Roman Reigns Paul Heyman

The Sony executive who keeps greenlighting these Spider-Man villain movies despite their horrible box office and critical performance:

Ed O'Neill as Mister Fantastic Katey Sagal as The Invisible Woman Christina Applegate as The Human Torch David Faustino as The Thing #TheFantasticFour