i miss convincing my friends to come gym with me and them saying no

Training our legs for the first night walking home from a bar

Fuck wat they think if u love a person be wit that person

These are the people who are telling us what to do? What a joke.

you ever meet a man and it’s so obvious that no one in his life has ever told him to shut the fuck up

ESPN draft prep: “Alright just gonna need your height, weight, hometown, a fun fact, and then the most horrific tragedy that’s ever happened to you or an immediate family member”

yeah breakups are rough but have you ever planned an outfit in your mind & then the clothes you wanted to wear r in the wash

Food on Ubereats $21.48 Delivery Fee $0.99 Tip $3 ————————————- Total $98.49

I CANNOT get dressed in the bathroom after a shower, idk how yall do it🙄😒

how can you sleep with 1 pillow are you are an inmate

Not lifting heavy weights because you don’t want to look like a bodybuilder is like not driving over the speed limit because you don’t want to become a competitive NASCAR driver.

If you think Epstein is somehow unique, you’re sadly mistaken... there are MANY Epstein’s, that make him look like an amateur. Child hunting games, sacrifice, torture of children as young as 2. The elite.

The reason why Hollywood has been so incredibly silent on child sex trafficking is not only do they partake, they are covering for the big league hitters. The ones that hide in the shadows under the cover of a crown.

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#AfterLife didn't get nominated for an Emmy this year. But this did. "Outstanding Live Variety Special: The 77th Annual Golden Globe Awards" That's some conciliation, I guess. So, Thanks, Hollywood. Oh, and stop fucking kids. Cheers 🙏

In public coughing is like the new shitting ur pants

Me drunk in the back of an Uber admiring my city...

How bout them Hawkeyes

“GET OUTTA HERE. GET OUTTA HERE.” “This was…. EVERYTHING. I’ve spent FIVE years of my life at Nebraska. I’ve seen NOTHING but a Sweet 16.” Nebraska fans not taking this loss well🤒