someday my prince will come and hopefully he'll be a cartoon just like this cater-waiter

the photographer isn't listening to me. i said take pictures of the ceiling. the WHOLE ceiling dammit.

wedding #hair inspiration: aisle of hair, train of hair, bouquet tied with #hair

t o o m u c h r e l a t i v e z

what if this was all a big mistake? no, i mean mankind...

you know that part of inland empire with the tv show starring huge rabbits? well they're all sitting at table 7

@EmilyGould no the blank ones are for people who dont have names and/or are still searching for their true names

watch out for the cupcakes they have ebola. did i say ebola? i meant gluten.

@EmilyGould the hardest part is figuring out how many stamps you need to reach the halfway point on a spirit quest.

the next big wedding trend is tiny doors that only the bride can see

my bouquet is roses and hydrangea and baby's breath and baby hands reaching up to claw at my face

how do I tell my new mother-in-law that I'm on fire

am i being paranoid or is our photographer using a rifle scope?

there is ultimately no difference between an urban and a country wedding because all of earth has been in some sense manipulated

as far as vows go, i feel like, don't talk so much. just feel stuff

groom groom gggrrroooommm what?

i guess all those months of spinning class finally paid off because im straight done spuuuuuun.

Can't get married. I'm a spider. I'm a SPPPIIIIDDDERRRR

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