God I hate winter!

To maintain the strongest economy in the world, we also need the best infrastructure in the world. And already, we’ve funded over 20,000 projects across America.

Seriously how much snot can the body manufacture

Last time I listened to Rihanna I conceived my third child.

Just read that Valentine’s Day and the day after are the most reported sex injury day of the year so good luck to everyone out there!

Daughters boyfriend quit his job. He was making $1400-$1600 a week. When I asked him why he quit he said they have had him working 40-43 hrs a week for the last month and that’s just too many hours. He’s 21 years old. What is happening with these young kids?

Woman gets out of the car to argue with her husband while inside a Tiger Safari 😳

Filling planter in the wind 2 days ago planter lid blew up and hit me in the side of my rib cage. Pretty sure I broke some ribs. Hurts like hell. Still loaded 102 bags yesterday. That didn’t help the pain situation. Now I’m constipated as hell. That’s not helping either.

I do a bit of custom chopping. Most jobs I do around here are 15-20 acres and a short 1/2 mile haul or so. Have a customer I’m doing 35 acres for but it’s a 3 1/2 mile haul. How do I charge accordingly? Chopper and packing tractor sit for 15 minutes at least per load.

$100 says I wake up sometime between 2-4 am to piss and can’t get back to sleep for 1-2 hours and then I’m tired as hell all day tomorrow. Any takers?

Combined 36 acres of beans tonight. Started at 530 done at 815. I can remember when that was a big day to get that much done.

Talked to guy today that was losing his farmground. Landlord wanted $500 acre rent for next year. He wasn’t gonna do it. Landlord was his dad.

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Took down my Xmas tree tonight. Not running behind or anything

Ok agronomists what are these? About 1/4 to 3/8 inch long under hard crusted soybean stubble planted to corn. There are thousands of them. They look like an egg for something. When you squeeze them they squirt a whitish fluid.

Whoever designed the human body could’ve done better in the bladder area. Specifically nighttime bladder functions

BV county roads in such great shape

I’ve always had cattle to take care of until this year. Now I’m a crop farmer. I am bored out of my mind! What do crop farmers do to stay busy in slow times of year?

Thoughts on meristem products? Hopper throttle corn and beans? The new products? Yield data?