@a_goff bad news I didn't send you any flowers in the mail...but I figured youd settle for your other surprises and #Paris in June?

Sometimes you take where you are for granted...but a drunken sunrise over the #Mediterranean has a tendency to put things in perspective

How did #Herschel and #Rick not make it on this seasons #Topshot?

So I think I could become an #ArtHistory professor at #Transey or #UK next year, @a_goff I'm gonna need help working on my pitch

I feel like a boss when professors use me as a reference in class #futureprofessor

If I ever need a lawyer I'm asking #Ryanbraun for his attorneys contact info

Id love to see an all white #NBA all-star game...the focus would be teamwork and defense

Dear thesis proposal I was hoping you were a fling but it looks like we're involved now...

@a_goff don't worry it is in no way physical...just mental and overwhelming similar to the way you like Lilly or glitter

@a_goff Yay so happy! I can't wait at all!

Printing out 9 more articles today, and hoping all my books come in within the next few day #thesisproposal overload.

I think the first day I'll be able to sleep is my #SB12 in landlocked lexington KY visiting @a_goff

Just packed a full bag of clothes to leave in VA when I'm home for break

Dear #GMU actual universities care about their sports teams and ostracize students that wear other schools gear

Looks like #RickPitino getting into the hall of fame is gonna take way longer then he lasts in bed

Hey #BBN, let's show why UK has the classiest fans in the country and refrain from burning Tim Couch.

Requesting a #trialbycombat if I ever have to defend a doctorate thesis

I'm leaving on a jet plane! Though I know when I'll be back to the states again @a_goff

Everyday during the calls to pray I ask myself when is this dude gonna drop the bass? This build up is killing me #skrillexproblems

The ads on my computer must assume I'm a super-villain ...1st from a Singapore super car dealer and the 2nd from kimber