Ordered instacart today, was feeling healthy so I ordered bananas. This person brought me ONE SINGULAR BANANA haha great effort on that one bud

Gardner Minshew is a top 15 QB

X-rays came back

Woke up w a sore neck today.. white elephant gift was a neck/shoulders massager. That’s what we call a Christmas miracle

Rest In Peace Pelé - legend, god, king, icon etc. but the words don’t measure up to the man’s persona Probably already has a hat trick in the next life ⚽️

Here we go again with the refs making the game about themselves. All penalties HAVE to be challengeable and reviewed by refs not on the field w their massive egos ruining the game. Figure it the fuck out Jesus Christ @nfl

What if Tom Cruise is actually just a really wild AI/robot trying to trick us all into thinking it’s a real person

Had a dream last night I met a guy who said he would fly to Italy for pasta dinner every Tuesday night. New life goal has been set

Titans playing to not lose the game will cost them a playoff spot

Hey that’s not roughing the passer, until the NFL does something about reviewing penalties w these old ass refs, I’m DELETING my betting accounts. See ya later FanDuel DraftKings Sportsbook Barstool Sports

Thank yew Tomlin and Kenny and TJ and minkah and heyward x2 and muuuuuth and others, u know who u are. What a season

Flacco.. it’s time to hang it up buddy

Chill Alaska.. sickest play call ever. Even tho it didn’t work

It's not ok for Andrew Tate to inspire young boys to be strong, but it's ok for Cardi b and Nikki Manj to encourage young girls to behave like prostitutes.

Can’t wait to be cancelled

I miss the sun

If your first instinct is ever questioned do not back down. It is correct 99.999

Dolphins asking questions now👀

$156 in groceries. But yeah inflation is “down” forshurre dude forsure. Bunch of bullshit President Donald J. Trump

Texas blowing a 13 point lead in the 2nd half is classic.. or should I say PATHETIC 🤘⬇️