I need to buy a house for my rocking chair

what’s the best mask to wear while weeping? seeing Hadestown tn

fyi the best stress management tool is actually just playing 20 minutes of neopets each day

best thing I ever did highly recommend!

this is a code red (saw a teen in a juicy sweatsuit)

The era of Musk came to pass With layoffs occurring en masse; We’ll pay, he expects, For Twitter’s UX, Which will be, increasingly, ass.

if you do elf on the shelf your house is a police state

what sign is she

happiest intention season to you + all that’s howling from me + US poet laureate joa 🎏. hope everyone gets some much needed rest. see you bright + early on the other side 💛

i wish dragons were real, i’d def prefer tht over uber

twitters officially broken “age restricted adult content” what

who is going to make tiny desk for poets happen

don’t invite me unless these are the plans

"I didn't want/ forever forever..." —Andrea Cohen

i never unfollow my friends' exes on instagram because i am first and foremost a reporter

when you graduate to therapy every other week >>>

to my three followers, here’s my contribution to the #barbiediscourse

🚨🚨babe wake up the USPS just dropped strega nona forever stamps 🚨🚨

One of my favorite underrated parts of NYC bodega culture is when a place has an extensive menu of sandwiches with names “Da Godfather” and “Brooklyn Classic” that the employees seem largely unaware of and actively discourage you from ordering if you bring it up.