Women come to Manhattan for the three Ls: Labels, Love and Lying to the venue production manager about how many T-shirt’s you sold so you don’t have to pay them the bullshit 20% on their soft goods fee

I didn't need an emotionally vacant AI snob to tell me I had terrible taste in music--in quarantine I had secretly slid back into Berger's DMs.

As Big was desperately trying to save his hedge fund, I was desperately wishing I had saved Wade’s phone number. Was I trading my engagement for GameStop?

After Berger, Aidan and Big all bought GameStop stock, it made me wonder... when would a man finally invest in me?

“This is just like sex an the city”-me smoking a cigarette while I am a bad person

As I realized that I’d already read my three New York Times articles for the month, I also realized that I had left Aidan’s last three texts on read. I had to wonder: was I paywalling my heart?

While Miranda was hoping live music would come back, 20 blocks uptown Charlotte was just hoping that Trey would make her come

Millions of New Yorkers received their stimulus checks today. Meanwhile, uptown, Samantha was receiving a different kind of stimulus...

As Miranda went on and on about the Johnson & Johnson vaccine effectiveness… I couldn’t help wondering about my own. Ten years in New York. Countless dates. Five real relationships. One serious. All ending in breakups. If I were a vaccine I’d be... 0% effective

Waiting on a BMI royalty check was a lot like waiting on a “you up?” text from Big. I knew I’d get it eventually, and when I did I would be pleasantly underwhelmed

And just like that, the girls and I were permanently banned from Zoom yoga

The only bag I coveted more than a Birkin was the long lost 2020 SXSW Jansport

And I had to wonder: was the perfect man just a myth that someone made up, like the free Chipotle for touring bands rumor?

Suddenly, Samantha realized that NYC covid cases were not the only thing that was dropping, since she hadn’t bothered wearing a bra all year

Dogecoin wasn’t the only thing fluctuating wildly... Miranda’s mood was spiraling out of conteol ever since she started menopause

With an inbox full of Black Friday discounts, I realized I could no long discount the feelings I was having for Riley, my Sweetwater rep. Was I trading passion for plugins?

Every woman in Manhattan wanted the 3 Bs: Boyfriends, Balenciaga, and being categorized by Spotify as Bubblegrunge

After learning that Greta Van Fleet was at the top of Aidan’s 2021 Spotify wrapped, it made me wonder: can you ever really know a person?

I didn’t know which I was avoiding more, covid or Che Diaz

I couldn’t tell which was worse: the monthly cost of a Spotify membership, or the emotional cost of dating men in the music scene