Universal Seat Belt xkcd.com/2495/ m.xkcd.com/2495/

Mine Captcha xkcd.com/2496/ m.xkcd.com/2496/

XKCD Comic Alt text @ explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php… Title text: "This data is actually going into improving our self-driving car project, so hurry up--it's almost at the minefield."

himbo bf that googles “ending explained” after every single movie he watches

Yeah I'd just drink white claw instead

Twitter is just for shit talk and self promotion, so fuck you and I have good merch neongrizzly.com/bigmoney

The Earth Landing was faked, Jeffrey Bezos didn't kill himself, and George Washington did 9/11

coming to the part of the job application where I have to say what a "highly-motivated" "self-starter" I am ugh why do I hate buzzwords so much

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I have a "do not disturb" sign for my door, but sometimes I leave it hanging on the inside to remind myself that sometimes the rest of the world should not be disturbed.

Symbols xkcd.com/2520/ m.xkcd.com/2520/

We upset a Division 1 team and are the darling of the quidditch world.

Internet? What's that? Are you talking about the Information Superhighway?

Congratulations to @JoeyPrescottCMS at CMS Symphonic Band and William Redd at GHS Honors Band for winning the National Medal of Distinction! We are so proud of you and your students. Grapevine-Colleyville ISD @GHSMustangBand

Never Told Anyone xkcd.com/2543/ m.xkcd.com/2543/

I just got covid. I had mild symptoms for two days, and my symptoms are gone. Going to isolate for a few more days. The vaccine works. Get vaxed, get boosted.

Putin has just launched a full-scale invasion of Ukraine. Peaceful Ukrainian cities are under strikes. This is a war of aggression. Ukraine will defend itself and will win. The world can and must stop Putin. The time to act is now.