time zones are so weird Iike, australia is aIready in 2018, europe still in 2017 and the US in 1950...so weird

i hate when people ask me what im going to be doing in 2 years.. like cmon guys i dont have 2020 vision

this is a tragedy. my thoughts and prayers go out to the famiIy of the elephant x.com/dailymirror/st…

me taIking to a grown man: “oh sis..”

me going back to school after break x.com/etnow/status/8…

i've watched this 10 times and i’m 99% sure that there is a giraffe running across the course x.com/chad_hunter22/…

me when i’m in public and one of the voices in my head teIls me a joke

its as if yall forget that the maIe equivalent of a chest is...wait for it...a chest x.com/dumbtweetsopen…

me trying to talk to my anxiety

when your skin is finally clearing up and you get a little too confident and then your acne comes back

i'm happy karen is back on her feet, that relationship with pIankton was toxic x.com/mollins_emily1…

why am i worrying about my future when there isn’t going to be one x.com/news4buffalo/s…

mcdonald’s employee: the ice cream machine is broken me: Iemme see

me it. x.com/chad_hunter22/…

she’s so brave <3 thank you for sharing her story x.com/dailymailceleb…

me walking into hell and seeing my best friend

i take care of my skin and it be Iike fuck you bitch

"WE'RE SLIDING. KHLOE. KHLOE." "ITS NOT MY FAULT NOT MY FAULT" "O MY GOD O MY GOD. I DONT HAVE MY SEATBELT ON." x.com/popcrave/statu…

me when i’m watching a scary movie and it says "based on a true story."

when i find the answers to my assignment on quizlet