Me: that guy I met at the party was pretty cool, maybe we can shoot some hoops sometime That guy: *writing a letter to a former lover that years later will be included in a best selling curation of his correspondence* tonight I met a man without substance

after decades, finally some government oversight on where the hell is half life 3

THEY ARE ADDING BEES TO HALF SWORD

RIP cinephile, your family never understood you 😭

I'm going to church.

RT to show solidarity with Jimmy Kimmel !

Another "No Kings" march with wacky homemade signs should fix all this

They're calling me a Canadian Potato chip, because I am All Dressed for the day.

I hope it's that puppet from the animated series.

Am I still allowed to criticize individuals? Because if so, there's this guy at work who sucks. He is annoying and says stupid shit all the time.

[getting eaten by a dragon] Don't worry. I plan to change it from the inside

Mom, today at recess the other kids wept for me. They wept, mother

.Jimmy Fallon it’s just you and me now brother

*Taps sign*

Since im the treasurer of antifa and unfortunately tasked to collecting the monthly dues of 100.00 per month. Please wire your dues asap and a big thank you to all that are current.

My friend Andy is operating at levels of whimsy and joy unknown by regular people