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47 days til she's 47.

I don't remember anything about this show besides a translator is fucking a DL rapper.

Where can I find an analog clock that's small enough to fit around my neck? I'm dressing up as FLAVOR FLAV for Halloween. I need gold teeth too.

Correction, a bedazzled small analog clock.

Thank you Flav. I'll be posting pictures of my Flavor Flav costume and tagging you in it. 🫶🏾

She's better than me. I wouldn't post shit. It's blocks. A puzzle. People do puzzles. These idiots think women can't do puzzles. Women have to prove that we can put holes into other holes that fit into other holes that make shapes.

How do I delete someone else’s tweet?! 99.98% of my friends are women, ain’t no way I talked to or fumbled that many women.

I told my kid that she must learn the native language of my people. We're watching Pootie Tang so we can sine yo pitty on the running kine.

I'm so picky. I might die of celibacy. My vision is blurry.

FLAVOR FLAV Tabitha We know that's right! ⏰🔥 Thank you Flavor Flav for saving the Cheddar Bay Biscuits!

the poorest, ugliest, most evil spirited, unskilled man is sitting somewhere while a hard working Black woman supports him so you gotta really look inward if NONE want you

She ran down on Fabolous, 50 Cent, and Floyd Mayweather over her family. Beyonce is crazy af.

My top 3 is Robert, De, and Niro. 😌

His dumb azz probably thinks that baby back ribs are actually children

What it felt when he said I couldn't hold it while he peed 🥺

DO YOU REMEMBER ?! Happy EWF day❤️