Molly: “Dad can you wait before driving so I can put on my mascara?” Dad: “No Molly you have to learn how to do it while driving... your mom learned” 😂😂😂

I take a lot of pictures and videos of everything around me. I used to think that was lame, but once I lost people, and years passed, and I started to forget the sounds of their voices & the lines on their skin, I changed mind. I'd rather have too many memories than not enough.

this the deepest shit i’ve ever seen.. deserved to share

Driving by Go-Chicken-Go and that smell bringing back memories #RIPanimalhouse

PSA: Everytime you get into a pool you run the risk of being splashed. To the lady that just gave me the very menacing look from being splashed, im not sorry.

Leaving your debit card at a bar...sure you get an over night charge and it looks stupid but you also know it’s safe and taken care of

Me coming back to Twitter after being gone for 3 months

MLB Attendance: 1. LA Dodgers- 2,722,098 2. St. Louis Cardinals- 2,328,213 3. New York Yankees- 2,312,285 4. LA Angels- 2,131,840 5. Chicago Cubs- 2,083,194 Population (suburban areas included): 1. New York City- 20.3M 2. Los Angeles- 13.2M 3. Chicago- 9.5M 4. St. Louis- 2.8M

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This black man creation should be all over the mainstream media. x.com/REDTOPS112/sta…

Kanye’s out here writing incredible music about Jesus, And honestly I’m here for it.

I’m not saying it’s certain I’ll go pro if I get a brand new set of golf clubs for Christmas but all I’m saying is there is a chance

Dropping a beer is the equivalent of fumbling a football. Gotta cover the tips and keep It tucked tight to your body

#TeamUSA is up 1-0 on Finland after this wrister from Trent Frederic’s Burner! Ten minutes left in the 1st. #USAWJC 🇺🇸 📺 @NHLNetwork Stats: bit.ly/2DCQpqY

You know you’ve grown up when you have to buy your own golf balls...