First day I’ve owned my voice in 19 years. Welcome.

100 rts and ill remake a dramatic retelling of my one direction fan fiction and make my friends play out the charters

The fact that people are still pressed about that fucking duct taped banana five years later has done more to demonstrate its value as a piece of conceptual art than if they had just moved on with their lives

i went to a billie eilish concert a few years ago knowing NOT A DAMN THING. i was like i don’t really care for her music?? i left in love with her music. normalize going to concerts, experiences, seeing some local band down the street just because. you never know.

I got my first OSRS boss kills last night (the two F2P ones) after playing on and off since RuneScape was a web client I hid in English class - and all I can think about now is finding more.

🤦‍♀️ #DragonsDogma

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this is actually a correct use of POV, because i am the one who believes that, looking at two people who do not

“I need to be chugging beers at a baseball game in a walkable city” is literally the perfect dream.

Why do people hate their jobs? Their jobs:

This is the traffic policeman at most American intersections. This is what happens when the min wage is too high. Liberals think they are helping people, but they’re not.

[me being waterboarded] "gross is this Dasani?"

The new Ariana Grande music video goes wild 😳

OTD: The Chicago White Sox game was BLACKED OUT AT The White Sox Game.

This is 100% not the original song that was playing omg stop it

Guy who is about to drink like he used to: Man I really can’t drink like i used to

Phantom Limbs, but it’s random things I had forgotten my ex bought and I don’t have anymore, until I needed them in that moment.

I like using Spitballers Podcast “would you rather” questions to create dissonance in the group chat