It sounds like Michigan picked a new ‘Man of the Year.’ Donald J. Trump

"Now if you'll excuse me, a beautiful young journalist from Kazakhstan wants to show me her hotel suite"

When is opening day for the National Garden of American Heroes? whitehouse.gov/presidential-a…

If it’s wrong to go have a celebratory midday pint, I don’t want to be right.

I reported Voter Fraud to the Trump Voter Fraud Hotline. You should too. (866) 498-6722

Just three more wins in Pennsylvania, the swimsuit competition and a pie eating contest and then it’s PRESIDENT-ELECT Joe Biden 🤩🤩🤩

Don Stanhouse saved 21 games for the Orioles in 1979 while looking like the love child of Carrot Top and Wilford Brimley.

Officials say the vaccine should be available next month, or tomorrow if they take Sepulveda.

Donald Trump is set to pardon Betsy DeVos for stealing all those Dalmatians.

Donald kept saying “It’s all over the internet.” Yeah, well, so are Melania’s tits but that doesn’t mean they’re real.

What year is it again?

In the spirit of healing and unity, we must immediately drop all charges against the Joker, Penguin, Catwoman, and the Riddler. slate.com/culture/2021/0… via Slate

I’m sure Hitler “learned a pretty big lesson” (as Collins would say) after Dec. 21, 1924 upon Hitler's release from prison. Impeaching Trump alone isn’t enough. He will not have learned his lesson. Bring on all the indictments after Jan 21st.

I miss a lot of baseball games when I’m in Tallahassee, so I was always grateful when one particular neighbor would take the time to bring his son, and watch Jack play. Congrats Miguel Cabrera on hitting #500 today!

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Damn...CAPTCHAs getting hard.

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