Bob Gurnett - bobgurnett.com on bsky (@bobisntfunny) 's Twitter Profile
Bob Gurnett - bobgurnett.com on bsky

@bobisntfunny

Comedian. NBA Free Agent. Moron.

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Tell my wife I lost our life savings when the blowjob lady's meme coin crashed. She beats me to death in front of our kids and the prosecutor doesn't even bring charges.

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This is the first year in my life I've experience coworkers trying to cram 5 days of work into a 3 day week. The rule has always been 1/2 a day of work spread over 3 days. Can everyone just be cool???

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The way they have no remorse for how badly the fucked up tells me they either didn't believe what they were selling (Trump will destroy America/democracy) or they don't think it'll really affect them. At least Harris herself had to decency to look like she hasn't slept in 3 weeks

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There is nothing more humbling than asking someone 15 years younger than you to do their rinky dink bar show so you can run 10 minutes of material for free and have them block you. I've wasted my life but I'm too old to learn anything new, so I guess I just gotta die.

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Hate to say it folks, but I'm having way more fun on the other site. bobisntfunny dot bsky dot social. Come on by. Probably mostly done with this place!