A&M’s midnight yell last night was insane

“If you’re going to fight a war on terror, a good place to start would be Americas haunted houses.” - Norm MacDonald

This is how the letter ‘b’ and ‘d’ face each other in the word ‘abdomen’

Everything I have ever learned about Meghan Markle has been against my will.

#steaktwitter come at me

People didn't need to be endlessly berated and lectured to understand why Pearl Harbor and 9/11 were significant events

Fauci is two days away from an appearance on the View where he goes “Yea I made the virus so what?” and Joy Behar’s follow up question “Dr, why won’t these numbskulls get the booster, I don’t get it.”

Comedians didn't suddenly become "right wing", the left just went insane and the material is too good to pass up on.

Slashdot The woke mind virus is making Netflix unwatchable

In today’s #DailyNine, Riggs gets out his beastly Stealth driver and tries to win you one. For every fairway he hits, TaylorMade Golf is giving away a Stealth driver. To enter, you must follow us, TaylorMade Golf, and retweet this post.

I dont know (or care) about the Olivia Wilde -Florence Pugh -Harry Styles -Shia LaBeouf -Chris Pine situation but someone explaining it like this has me CRYYING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Andre 3000 is a wandering soul who plays the flute. Big Boi is a master of owls. My favorite rap group turned into some Zelda characters and I fuckin love it.

Somebody said NFL concussion protocol woulda let JFK back in the parade 😭😭😭😭😭

M to

All the boys were down at the Kingdom swinging the new #Stealth2Driver from TaylorMade Golf and we only felt it was fair if you got the chance to swing one too! We are giving away 5 Stealth 2 drivers. To enter, you must follow us, TaylorMade Golf, and retweet this post!

U-Haul Builds One-Way Bullet Train From California To Texas buff.ly/3GfXQYG

In honor of Jersey Jerry's hole-in-one heard around the world, we're going to GIVE AWAY a year's supply of golf balls.   To enter: Follow TaylorMade Golf Follow Jersey Jerry Retweet this post by Jan 7th at 11:59 PM, we'll pick a winner then.   Good luck! #TeamTaylorMade

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

GIVING AWAY A LOT OF TaylorMade Qi10 DRIVERS!! Up to 9! RT this. Make sure you’re following TaylorMade Golf & Fore Play & boom you’re eligible to win ❤️🔥

I miss them so damn much