🚨 | Alan Shearer on Isak bid
“£110M, £120M? For Isak? That’s just his goal-scoring foot. You don’t sell your best striker because a club with history gets sentimental. We’re not a feeder club, we’re building our own.”
🚨 | Rivaldo on Estevão joining Chelsea
“He’s 18, plays like he’s 27. Chelsea didn’t just sign talent, they signed tomorrow’s headlines. If they don’t overthink it, he’ll be a star. But it’s Chelsea… so let’s see.”
🚨 | Kevin Keegan on Newcastle bidding for Šeško
“He’s tall, fast, finishes like a striker… runs like a winger… Basically, he’s everything we pretend Isak isn’t when we say we don’t need anyone else. This isn’t a panic buy, it’s future-proofing”
🚨 | Robin van Persie on Man United’s interest in Šeško
“Šeško’s got potential, no doubt. But United’s interest usually means two things:
A long negotiation… and a better performance from his agent. If he joins, great. If not...”
🚨 | Anonymous La Liga Chief on Partey
“They’ve got money, scouts, and apparently… no shame. Partey’s a good midfielder, sure. But we want competition in La Liga, not courtroom cameos.”
🚨 | Micah Richards on Jorrel Hato
“Hato is mature beyond his age. Left-footed centre-backs or left-backs with his positioning don’t come around often. If Chelsea are smart, they build around him. This isn’t just potential. It’s presence.”
🚨 | Luis Enrique on Ousmane Dembélé
“He is a contradiction. Left-footed, right-footed, brilliant, chaotic. The algorithm can’t track him. That’s why I trust him.”
🚨 Carragher on Carney Chukwuemeka
“Carney’s 20, press-resistant, glides with the ball… and Chelsea are ready to bin him? They treat young talent like seasonal fashion — in today, out tomorrow. That boy needs football, not transfer drama.”
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🚨 Roy Keane on Raheem Sterling
“Good lad, great career… but if no top clubs are calling now, maybe they’ve seen enough. Clubs don’t do charity. Sometimes the game moves on without you.”
🚨 Ian Wright on Noni Madueke
“Madueke at Arsenal? I like it. Bit of chaos, bit of flair, and a left foot that thinks it’s prime Robben. If Mikel Arteta can teach him when not to dribble, we might actually have something mad on our hands.”
🚨 Roberto Carlos on Willian Estevão
“He plays like someone who skipped the learning phase. Ball sticks to his feet, defenders just hope he makes a mistake. Chelsea haven’t signed a prospect — they’ve signed the next Brazilian headache for Europe.”
🚨 Alan Shearer on Darwin Núñez joining Al Hilal
“Darwin to Al Hilal? Makes sense. He’s got the power, pace, and unpredictability, they’ll love him out there. He’ll score 40 over there — and still miss sitters for fun.”
🚨 Rio Ferdinand on Šeško
“I’ve watched him... he doesn’t just score, he bullies defenders. If this deal happens, it’s not just a signing… it’s a statement. No more panicking in the final third. Just a striker who actually knows where the net is.”
🚨 Gary Neville on Gyökeres’ performance
“I don’t want to overreact… but I’ve seen more danger from a throw-in. He’s got the frame, the hype, the price tag, but right now he’s playing like...(scoffed) Arsenal fans need patience. Or a refund.”
🚨 Jamie Redknapp on Jackson
“Everyone’s hyping Šeško because he’s tall and athletic. But Jackson? He’s the more complete forward. Runs the channels, links play, presses like a madman. Šeško looks the part, Jackson plays it.”
🚨 Paul Scholes on United’s interest in Carlos Baleba
“He’s got energy, he’s got bite, reminds me of a young Essien. But Brighton don’t sell cheap. And if United want him, they’ll have to pay Premier League tax… plus the ‘we’re not stupid’ fee.”
🚨 Jamie Carragher on Nkunku’s Chelsea exit
“Nkunku’s leaving? I forgot he even arrived. Chelsea spent a year waiting for him to get fit, gave him few minutes of football, and now they’re shipping him off.”