I once knew someone who genuinely thought the lyrics went “Hi. Why’d you only call me when you’re... hi!” Feel free to share your commonly misheard Arctic Monkeys lyrics 💀👇🏻

Blue Corner Store ‘Oldham boys are slags’

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Surely this line-up was made in a parallel universe where Arctic Monkeys doesn’t exist? 👎🏻 x.com/officialrandl/…

A wild shadow puppet appeared!

Blue Corner Store So that's what a mid 30's nervous breakdown looks like.

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I call this one ‘staring on stairs’

We call this one ‘bromance on a balcony’.

After much thought, I called this one ‘Don’t sit down because I’ve only brought one chair. The rest of you will unfortunately have to stand.’

This one is called ‘Meanwhile in the men’s changing room’.

I call this one ‘guys, can you all stand one step lower than me so I look a bit taller, please’.

Here’s two tracks from the new Arctic Monkeys album... thank us later 👇🏻 youtu.be/i7PoC-lIAeg

Remember when he used to be a rascal?

I call this one ‘brohemian rhapsody’.

Just finished listening to Alex Turner’s first solo... I mean the new Arctic Monkeys album. I dig it. What do you think?