𝑳𝒂𝒚 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔 𝒐𝒏 𝒎𝒆 ╔────── ¤ ◎ ¤ ──────╗ ⠀ ⠀ 𝘑𝘦𝘧𝘧 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘒𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘳 ⠀ ⠀ #creepypastarp ⠀ ⠀ 𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘪 | 𝐌𝐃𝐍𝐈 ╚────── ¤ ◎ ¤ ──────╝ 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒆 𝑰'𝒎 𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒅𝒓𝒚.

i got plans for the weekend the plans:

𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒚 𝒔𝒊𝒊𝒊𝒊𝒊𝒊𝒊𝒈𝒉 — Good morning , 𝘕𝘪𝘯𝘢 .

WHOA .ᐟ.ᐟ DUDE HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HELP IT THAT IM JUST SUCH A COOL BADASS ? DON’T HATE THE PLAYA’ , HATE THE GAME MAN .

TCH .ᐟ SAYS YOU .ᐟ.ᐟ YOU’RE JUST BULLYING ME BECAUSE IM CLEARLY GORGEOUS AND YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKIN 𝘾𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙇 .ᐟ.ᐟ

An EMO camel .

HEY , I HAVE GORGEOUS IVORY SKIN ! ILL HAVE YOU KNOW I HAVE A STRICT SKIN CARE REGIMEN THAT I TOTALLY FOLLOW EVERY DAY AND IM SO NOT LYING ABOUT IT JUST ASK ANYONE . SO FUCK YOU DUDE .ᐟ.ᐟ IM MAJESTIC AS FUCK .ᐟ.ᐟ

⏎ doesn’t actually have a skin care regimen . Pretty sure he rubs dirt on his face sometimes actually .

❛ Sleep better alone . Thanks anyway , doll . I’ll make sure you’re the 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 pick if I need a 𝙘𝙪𝙙𝙙𝙡𝙚 𝙗𝙪𝙙𝙙𝙮 . ❜ ꒷꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒦꒷ 𝘛𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘮 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴 .

Yeah . The best lookin’ guy on the planet . 𝑫𝒖𝒉 .

Onyx optics 𝘴𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘯𝘵 in irritation at the quiet voice before investigating ; quickly snapping his head to the side to glance at the small woman . 𝑶𝒉 — ! ❛ To 𝖒𝖔𝖘𝖙 of these people , 𝙮𝙚𝙨 . It’s not a chore to say it to 𝒚𝒐𝒖 though , 𝐺𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑒𝑜𝑢𝑠 . ❜

Eh , some could say you’re pretty spot on actually .

Ate that last bullet yet ?

That’s some kinky shit brother . 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇ᶠʳᵉᵃᵏ𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇 .

˗ˏˋ 🔪 ´ˎ˗ : *LOUD CLAPPING FROM THE BACKGROUND BC I JUST WOKE UP*

˗ˏˋ 🔪 ´ˎ˗ : *CHEFS KISS* I LOVE IT, BEAUTIFUL, A WORK OF ARTTTT MY FRIEND YESYESSS

My belly hurt .

˗ˏˋ 🔪 ´ˎ˗ : ALRIGHT IM DOIN IT , GETTIN TO ALL THEM REPLIES I OWE I GOT IT

I don’t know what to eat , I got kicked out of chick-fil-a already . 😔

˗ˏˋ 🔪 ´ˎ˗ : Alright , Alright . I said I was getting to replies then I got too high in my pool, I WILL DO THEM SOON DONT WORRY FELLAS .