So i got a new phone had to sign in but couldnt remember my email address however im back now so hlw has everyone been?

"Should i tell ruby cookie cereal exists... but then again im certain they wont last long if i do"

So everyone knows who i support this world cup and every other world cup there is and will be...COME ON ENGERLAND... that is all

Please help out! I wanna catch my kitty in a box for a month. You've got to the power to make this cute pic a reality! Please RT!

It’s suspiciously sunny

Y’all keep asking, so here’s your chance. The people in charge say if you guys can get our tweet (this one right here) to 2 Million likes, they will bring SPICY CHICKEN NUGGETS BACK. Let’s freakin’ do this!

"Is it strange to buy a pizza... to then leave it for a cold midnight snack? Just asking for a friend"

"Why is everyone naked all of a sudden.. At first it was only 1 or 2 people but now it is my whole feed"

“Let's try your luck with these ladies, shall we?”

This is the truest thing ive read all year

Calls to UK Domestic Abuse Helplines have more than doubled since the lockdown. Victims should know that if they are in danger, they can dial 999, then press 55 and remain silent. Police will know that the caller is in danger and cannot speak. Spread this wide.

“So i forgot about fathers day... what do i do now?”

THIS IS SO TOXIC LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEE YA WOW PLAYERS clips.twitch.tv/RelentlessViva…

Dicks! That is all

Am i the only one not worried twitter will implode?