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Childish friends...🤣

My husband and I decided we don't want to have children. We will be telling them tonight.

BREAKING NEWS: The finger that retweets this will receive good news this week 🙏❤️

I’m never really free but I’ll make time for you !

I don’t know who needs to hear this but whatever finger RT’s this will find a lot of money this week! 🪄🙌🏽‼️

"Word of mouth" Ele papao a emella sofeng after movhango

Adulting 😭😭😭😭

Oliver Dickson Tito has a point

Rt!

Any finger that retweets will receive lots of money 🕯

We’ve come full circle

Let’s go back to having secrets and not telling the internet every detail of our lives. Let’s normalize having shame again

Boring income streams are the best. You’d be foolish not to consider one of these lame but lucrative businesses (8 options): 1) Laundromat

NO ONE in my parking spots. 🙂‍↔️❌🙅🏽