I'd rather live in my shed than Lahey's drunken nightmares.

I'll start mining Bitcoin when someone invents a solar-powered shed.

I told Ricky he should write a book. He said 'I can't write but I can draw weed.'

Julian said he's makin' a crypto project called 'RumChain.' I said I'm all in.

Ricky thinks NFTs are 'Nice F***in' Treats.' Can't argue with that logic.

I'm thinkin' about inventing a cat stroller. Anyone wanna invest?

Julian told me to diversify my crypto. I told him to diversify his drink options.

Cats don't judge. Unless you're Randy. Then they judge hard.

Julian tried to bench press my toolbox. It did not end well.

Randy said I have too many cats. Randy has too many cheeseburgers. Touché.

Julian tried to pay for cheeseburgers with crypto. Randy laughed him outta the park.

Julian said 'don't panic sell.' I said, 'don't panic, I'm not selling my cats!'

Randy tried to adopt a cat. It hissed at his cheeseburger pants.

Today's forecast: Trailer park shenanigans with a 90% chance of Randy's cheeseburgers.

Julian's workout playlist: 1. Pouring rum. 2. Lifting rum.

Julian said Ethereum is the future. I said my cats are the future. Who's right?

Made a crypto meme today. It's just a cat with laser eyes. Million-dollar idea.

If I had a dollar for every time Lahey shouted 'Sh*t storm!' I'd own the park.

Julian's crypto portfolio is just as mysterious as his sunglasses collection.

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